“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Back to the grind.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP