This shit is spot-on. After 4 years of perennial blackout, followed by 2 years of the bachelor/travel lifestyle, I enjoy coming home to a clean 2,700 sq ft home, 2 incomes in the bank account, a freshly prepared dinner, 2 people that genuinely love to see me walk through that door, and going to sleep after a blowie most nights.
Yes, being a dad (and being married) is truly awesome.
“It blows my mind that like four years ago, my same friend that has a kid on the way, a house, and a lavish wedding used to do gratuitous amounts of cocaine and bring home strange women on a semi-regular basis.”
Even the vacations we do manage to take suck compared to the all day ragers of the undergrad years. I end up “pacing myself” and having to take a nap around 5pm just to make it out to the bars that night. PGP.
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“ice cold stout to keep you warm around a fire”
wtf
I’d rather use the last of the toilet paper, then tell my wife to pick up some from Target on her lunch break.
I want to see DeFries vs. Brian in a head-to-head PGP battle
I really have no idea what you’re trying to say here…
“You know which way the weight room is?”
This shit is spot-on. After 4 years of perennial blackout, followed by 2 years of the bachelor/travel lifestyle, I enjoy coming home to a clean 2,700 sq ft home, 2 incomes in the bank account, a freshly prepared dinner, 2 people that genuinely love to see me walk through that door, and going to sleep after a blowie most nights.
Yes, being a dad (and being married) is truly awesome.
He said “tainted” in a poop article. 🙂
I’ve never understood why women want to advertise their swollen, vein-ridden bellies for the world to see.
The opposite of everything you just said is why i love Summer.
Don’t blame the guys. We’d get our balls cut off if we didn’t agree to do this.
“It blows my mind that like four years ago, my same friend that has a kid on the way, a house, and a lavish wedding used to do gratuitous amounts of cocaine and bring home strange women on a semi-regular basis.”
line of the year?
so you are going to raise your children to be racists because some people depend on welfare and the government? Cool story, bro.
Whole Foods in my ‘hood has 4 beers on tap. Beats the hell out of Piggly Wiggly
Weird. Every time I brought my baby to the ball game she ended up crying throughout and we left before the 5th inning. Damnit
Even the vacations we do manage to take suck compared to the all day ragers of the undergrad years. I end up “pacing myself” and having to take a nap around 5pm just to make it out to the bars that night. PGP.
Brian loved a good bender.
and end at 2pm.
you cynical asshole..
Everybody talks about the “dad weight” you gain after your first kid.
Shit, I was in the gym wayyyyyy more often just to get a break from that little rascal. Lost 10lbs in the first 2 months
Duke would’ve smashed Kentucky in the title game regardless