Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

Boss gave me a sit-down for cruising Drudge Report during a conference call.

Ordering the full rack of ribs at lunch. PGPM.

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

Why isn’t casual Monday’s a thing?

Showing up 3 days this week, working none.