I’m putting in my two weeks on Friday. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me when I do. PGP

I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.

I eat Kale now. PGP

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP