Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

Woke up to find out I can sleep for 30 more minutes. Most exciting thing that will happen all week. PGP

Everyone assuming you’re hungover when you call in sick.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP