“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

The “Can I get your John Hancock on this?” for paperwork requiring a signature. PGP

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

Tuscany taste, Yellow Tail budget. PGP

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.