Bring your child to work day. PGP.

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

Perfecting the suburban neighbor wave. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.