Open enrollment. PGP.

I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

The woman behind me is flossing at her desk.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

I had a dream that my tombstone was chiseled in Comic Sans font.

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.