Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

How is it already Monday?