National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.