I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP