When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Releasing the flow and ripping one at the urinal almost simultaneously. PGP.