25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

My new idea of being a party animal is taking an extra Klonopin at work on Friday. PGP.

My aspiration is to be Clark Griswold. PGP.

Just Facetimed my new boss on accident. She answered. PGP.

Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.