Mom coming to visit this weekend. Perfect timing. I have $17 left in my checking account. PGP.

Day dreaming about sex in my morning meeting. PGP.

Drinking games now means seeing if I can finish a drink without feeling sleepy. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Nobody has nominated me for the Ice Bucket Challenge yet. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

A company partner asked me “What do you want to be when you grow up?” PGP.

I come to PGP when I crave a cig. PGP.