Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

Boss found out I smoke. Now, he bums cigs off me on his breaks. PGP.

Starting to find the humor in your dad’s jokes. PGP.

“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.

Letting your significant other meet your parents so you can go on a date for free. PGP.

Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.