Going into a coworker’s office for a quick meeting that quickly turns into a 10-person, private Clash of Clans session. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

I ate a bag of Doritos for dinner last night. PGP.

Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.