First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

When being itchy means it’s time to wash your sheets again. PGP.

Ignoring the heart palpitations from your morning coffee. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Being happy starters don’t play after the first half in the preseason so I can get to bed early. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

Considering moving to the suburbs so you have an excuse to not go out drinking and go to sleep early on the weekends. PGP.