I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

My condoms expired.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

Having sex with my shirt on.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.