Asking Santa for a better job. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Pretty pumped about my waiver wire grabs this week. PGP.

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Last week, my boss threw a pen at me. This week, he told me I was doing a great job and going places. PGP.