My boss just said “This is consumer finance, money neve sleeps”. PGP

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

My dryer is my second dresser. PGP.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.