Employed and Depressed

Pretending to be an adult in the real world.

Member Since 07/09/2013

Strongly considering eating romaine lettuce in the hopes that I get E. coli so I can have a couple of days off.

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Worked from home and fell asleep during a conference call. No one noticed.

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Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

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Every Reason I’m Not Ready To Get A Dog

The old “post-Happy Hour drunk LinkedIn request.”

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Six Non-Awkward Options For Splitting The Bill On A Date

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

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Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

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Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.

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Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

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