When a networking event turns into a date. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Lateral moves. PGP.

Bought a bottle of wine for the week. Drank it all on Monday. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

Tinder matches more interested in seeing me than friends and fraternity bros from college. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.