Updating your LinkedIn profile at work. PGPowerMove.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

Showing up to work and realizing you left the cap off of your favorite pen the night before. PGP.

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.

My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn’t say sorry. PGP.

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

Pandora is blocked so I dumped my 60 GB music library on my work tower. PGPM

Sunday Funday just meaning a pounding headache and trying to go to sleep already hungover. PGP

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.