The grin on my face as I sneak into my bosses office to put my resignation letter on his desk #PGP

At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

My boss is hazing me because I’m looking for another job. PGP

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Drunkest person that the office party…again.

I’m not at the parade today. PGP

Verbally nuking an intern for making a mistake you would have made yourself a month ago. PGPowerMove

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.