My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Actually thinking of cutting back on my drinking. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

My girlfriend gives me a four-hour drinking limit each time I go out. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Girlfriend got into bed with her retainer in…again. PGP.

Not telling your parents you got promoted because you’re scared they’ll stop giving you money. PGP.

Utilizing WebMD for medical jargon to make your fake illness sound much more believable. PGP.