Employed and Depressed

Pretending to be an adult in the real world.

Member Since 07/09/2013

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Hot new intern stopped by to introduce herself. HR stopped by to give me a preemptive warning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having no personal items on your desk so you can get up and leave immediately if fired. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Fuck. PGP.

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Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Tinder is in the “Games” folder on my iPhone, and that’s exactly where it should be. PGP.

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My roommates (parents) threw out my cigarettes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP

Post Grad Problems