“Corporate Bro” Is The Instagram Account You Need To Follow Today

I’m just going to be shameless about it: I love bros. No, I don’t want to be seen with them on a regular basis. After all, I have a reputation to uphold. But every once in a while you need to hit the bars with a bro pack, rip shots of Fireball, and intimidate everyone around you by being the loudest twelve dudes in the bar.

I gotta imagine this guy knows what I’m talking about. Corporate Bro, who can be found “slanging software like a fuckin’ boss”, spends his days being the token bro around the office.

That’s innovation. I’ve used the ball washing towel on the golf course, but never a tie.

Corporate Bro getting caught trying to keep it cutty while talking to bae. #CorporateBro #cubelife #ayebaebae #friday

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Every guys mutters “I love you too” under his breath when he’s in public, no matter if he’s talking to his mom, girlfriend, or wife.

We’ve all got this guy. I just called mine over to my desk to watch this video and he said, “Yeah, that’s totally me.”


This is spectacular if for no other reason than he’s trying to bring “Butterly” by Crazy Town back.

So many brolos, so little time.

"Happy Friday from the tips!" #CorporateBro #gameiseasy #golf #fridaygolf #cubelife #happyfriday #tips #brolife #bro

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The club drop is quintessential douchebag. I do it all the time.

Chilling at vineyards is a tell-tale sign that you made it.

Corporate Bro gets a @linkedin request. #CorporateBro #cubelife #sales #linkedin #swag #ageisjustanumber

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If someone follows me on social media, I immediately assume they just want to bone. Oh, and the GoPro stickers make this video.

We’ve all been there. And if you say you haven’t you’re a fuckin’ liar.

For more, check out Corporate Bro on Instagram.

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Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at

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