I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.

Realizing you booked the wrong date on a flight – PGP

High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

Googling symptoms of the Zakia virus while hungover at work. PGP

Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

Officially hit the age where girls turn down free drinks from me. PGP.

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.