Feeling old enough that I’m finally throwing in the towel and creating a PGP account.

Not so subtle pressure from the girlfriend to propose. PGP

Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”

“Awesome-Sauce.” PGP.

Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

“Looks like someone isn’t wearing their green today”

The only productive thing I’ve done today is fill out my bracket. PGP

Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.