One day I hope to have the suit game of Craig Sager. -PGP

Looking forward to another weekend of doing nothing. PGP.

Every time our boss sends out a mass email, the person across from me insists on reading it out loud.

No motivation to even make it look like I’m working today. PGP.

9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP

Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat.

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.

The guy in the stall next to me clearly overdid it during the National Championship Game last night. PGP.