I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

Work during the holidays and let your PTO roll into next year they said…it will be fun they said…PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

The 40 plus dudes have absolutely no remorse about destroying a stall and then coming out and chatting you up like you didn’t hear what just happened in there. Friends noticed this where they work too. It’s a thing. PGP.

Looking for a Claire in the streets and a Gloria in the sheets. PGP.