Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.