Waiting to send a wedding RSVP back til the last day on the off chance you actually find a plus one. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.