Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.