Obviously I’m not surprised that Girl plans her own party, but I high key cannot stand when people make extravagant plans for their own birthday. If your friends or SO want to plan something, they’ll plan something. Otherwise just go out to dinner then go out and get drunk like a normal person.
Supposed to be a high of -3 and a low of -20. All of our friends already agreed that the bars suck on New Years so the weather made our choice of a house party even easier.
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Oh my god he called the shit poop!
My dear lord we’ve reached a whole year. I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.
This is too real.
Obviously I’m not surprised that Girl plans her own party, but I high key cannot stand when people make extravagant plans for their own birthday. If your friends or SO want to plan something, they’ll plan something. Otherwise just go out to dinner then go out and get drunk like a normal person.
Makes me absolutely terrified to meet up with a girl from Bumble this weekend.
Supposed to be a high of -3 and a low of -20. All of our friends already agreed that the bars suck on New Years so the weather made our choice of a house party even easier.
Preach
My ex likes my posts on social media.
Same, started last month.
What about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by DMX?
Thank god. I’m not anywhere near being mentally prepared enough to be considered ‘late twenties’ just yet.
Just be sure to include the cover sheets.
You’re on a roll with this new job. Bravo
3 months* and still going
Do yourself a favor and never watch the movie ‘Teeth’
I do this to my boss on purpose just to irritate him.
I feel you. My girlfriend does this adorable thing where she doesn’t exist.
Had a customer send us a purchase order in Comic Sans. Tried to convince my boss to not accept it because of how pathetic it looked.
This is gonna happen to me in about 3 minutes.
Everyone likes puppies except for Duda.