I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

When my boss is out of the office, I use his private bathroom and flip his toilet paper the wrong way around. PGPM.

Finding the middle ground between being an asset and being a liability. PGP.

Fuck Steve. PGP.

Moved to a new town for work. The only person I talk to outside of work is my leasing agent. PGP.

Living off a steady diet of microwaveable meals and beer. PGP.

The adrenaline/dopamine rush from bringing a girl home in college now happens when I get more than two squares in a row playing Two Dots. PGP.

A middle aged divorced female co-worker called her new boy toy “bae” today. PGP.

Going back to college on weekends to show how successful you are at doing nothing. PGP.

One roommate is a car salesman and the other is a server. Both make more than I do, and I have an engineering degree. PGP.