Three-day conference next week in a Big Ten town. Boss just said we won’t leave the hotel. PGP.

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.

Looking ridiculous with business formal but not being taken seriously with business casual. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Bonded with a coworker about how we’re both going to Frozen on Ice. He’s taking his 6 year old. I’m going with my mom. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Glad to be on call, so I have an excuse to not go out. PGP.

Having to save up for any purchase over $100. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

I publicly apologized to my friends for just now watching “True Detective.” PGP.