A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

I cant decide whether to sleep or celebrate your wedding this weekend. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Spending your birthday weekend as part of a bridal party. PGP.

I have managed my company’s NFL tickets for three years. I am yet to go to a game. PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.