The only thing I noticed about the first day of Fall is that it’s Monday. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Spent the past two days fixing the summer interns’ mistakes. PGP.

Adderall to get me up. Ambien to bring me down. PGP.

I totally understand why life coaches exist now. PGP.

“Thank you for your patience.” PGP.

My 29 year-old coworker just called me “Punkin'”. PGP.

The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.