The boss just got upset that the secretary wasn’t here to order his lunch for him so now I have to do it.

Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.

Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP

“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.

Going through the seven stages of grief because my seat doesn’t have a SkyMall. PGP.