Joined a Facebook group for my 10 year high school reunion and there are more classmates I don’t remember than ones I do. PGP
Happy Birthday messages on LinkedIn from people you don’t know.
“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.
My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.
I think I just tweaked a hammy wiping. PGP
The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.
“LEGEND!”
Being invited to set up the family Easter egg hunt instead of participating in it. PGP
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