Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Nachos and beer for dinner makes for an embarrassing morning at the office. PGP.

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

That envious feeling you get when you find out your coworker is switching companies. PGP.