Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

Boss wants me to lead 8 a.m. meeting. I just got back from vacation. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.