Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.

The “keep messenger from saying I’m ‘Away'” mouse jiggle at the end of the day. PGP.

IT blocked ESPN. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Since becoming a dad, I’ve become so out of touch with fashion I don’t think Johnny D’s clothes look that bad. PGP.

I thought Sausage Party was too over the top. PGP.