Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Even my department’s administrative assistant knows I’m the lowest in rank and doesn’t fulfill my requests on time. PGP.

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.