The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP

“Looks like someone isn’t wearing their green today”

In between jobs right now so Paddy’s Day helps me to justify the continuation of binge drinking on my sofa alone. PGP.

“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

I once helped fix the printer for the new office hot girl. I’m now known as “the guy” when the printer takes a shit. PGP.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.