Refund check went straight to student loans. PGP
Frantically checking if your refund check hit your bank account multiple times a day.
Was in bed before the game was over. PGP.
Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.
Would anyone notice if I wasn’t in the office?
9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP
Costs of living rising faster than your salary. PGP.
Only took them a month to get me a name placard. PGP.
“Can you see my screen?” PGP