Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

My trunk started leaking, and the heater in my wife’s car went out all in the same week. PGP.