Finding out your ex got married by her Linkedin request. PGP

Accidentally started paying attention on a conference call so I’m typing this

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.

Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Company Christmas Party at B-Dubs. Can’t order booze. PGP.

My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP