I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

Receiving 15 vacation days, but then having to burn 5 of them by default to cover the “company-wide shutdown” between Christmas and New Years. PGP.

Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP

Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Worrying about your job security more than you ever did grades in college. PGP

Paying into a pension system that won’t be around when I retire. PGP

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

Office mom brought Pedialyte to my office and told me that I should probably work from home the Monday after a wedding moving forward. PGP.

When I get a Brazilian wax, I instantly want to have sex.